With Additional Dialogue

just then the record screeches
i thought i knew this conversation
from October and again this April
the crowd at the hick bar turns
in this invasion movie trailer
with all sorts of Shakespearean motifs
where the audience knows the surprise
& all the characters are blind cross-dressers
speak whichever name you like
the film has already been cast
& i have an ‘as told to’ credit
have fun, boys
on your way to the second unit
the secret’s safe with me